Pick Up Artist

Allison and Bryan only get the cover the second season of VH1’s the Pick Up Artist as they didn’t have a podcast when the first season aired. They watch in horror and glee as Mystery and his team try to teach geeks so geeky they make Bryan look like Steve McQueen how to pick up women. Also, covering this show lead to the awesomest phrase of all “its a dildo!”

Episode 18 : Soap Box Hero (Oct 16th 2008)
Another episode? By golly, yes! We start of with the finale of Project Runway before moving on to the premieres of Rock of Love Charm School and The Pick Up Artist 2. And we wrap it all up as quick as we can with the latest episode of The Amazing Race 13. Also there’s a bit of listener mail to answer. So listen up, it’s a good one.

Episode 19 : a History of Bananas (Oct 21st 2008)
Are you sick of all those other noneducational podcasts? You deserve better! We here at I’m Not Here to Make Friends : a Reality Show Podcast aim to fix that. We also aim to please, so what we have in store for you listeners this time is our usual standard fun. The latest episodes of Rock of Love Charm School, the Pick Up Artist 2 and the Amazing Race 13 are each meticulously studied for your enjoyment. So listen and enjoy, you might just learn a little something too!

Episode 20 : Bryan Goes Solo (Oct 28th 2008)
Oh my! Allison is gone this week and it is up to Bryan to try and entertain you himself. He recaps Rock of Love Charm School, the Pick Up Artist 2 and the Amazing Race 13. He also has some friends along for the ride who review the most recent episodes of Scream Queens and Dancing with the Stars for him. There’s is also a bit of voice mail left for the show that Bryan has all to himself. It may not be the worst episode ever, but one thing’s for sure, Bryan really misses Allison.

Episode 21 : Legal Age (Nov 6th 2008)
Allison is back! YAY! And in her totally awesome state of being back, her and Bryan discus the latest episodes of Rock of Love Charm School, Kitchen Nightmares, Pick Up Artist 2 and Amazing Race 13. Also be sure to tell us what you think of the totally new NotMakeFriends.com!

Episode 22 : Various Juices (Nov 14th 2008)
Allison and Bryan are at it once again. That is, dicussing what they find new and interesting in world of reality television. The podcast starts out strange with Rock of Love Charm School and continues in that line as they talk about Kitchen Nightmares. Things get a little crazy when Pick Up Artist 2 is discussed and there’s a mini party and strong opinions expressed about Top Chef New York. The kids wind down with Amazing Race 13 and put this episode to bed after a bit of Reality Show News.

Episode 23 : Kitties! (Nov 21st 2008)
Bryan and Allison have made it 23 episodes! Hurrah! So how do they celebrate? By talking about the latest Rock of Love Charm School, Pick Up Artist 2, Top Chef New York and Amazing Race 13 episodes. And if that’s not enough there’s the return of “Allison Loves Game Shows!” Get excited!

Episode 24 : Pizza Toss (Nov 29th 2008)
We take a few days off for Thanksgiving, but now we’re here to tell you all about the latest episodes of Rock of Love Charm School, Pick Up Artist 2, Top Chef and the Amazing Race 13. Allison even gives a very short recap of the last Kitchen Nightmares. This episode is so good that it is a shame that Bryan messes up so many music cues. And there’s even a call from a listener!

Episode 26 : the Earthquake Episode (Dec 5th 2008)
Onwards to another amazing episode! Allison and Bryan cover the latest episode of Rock of Love Charm School and all the craziness that went on there. Then it’s off to the season finale of Pick Up Artist 2, not to mention another excellent episode of Top Chef. We then finish things the most heart wrenching (at least for us) episode of the Amazing Race 13. There’s even a little bit of listener mail and comments to round out the episode. Somewhere in the middle of all this we experience an earthquake! Listen closely and try to figure out when.

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