Daisy of Love : Of Lateness and Skunks

Sorry this latest swipe at Daisy of Love is coming in a late, but I celebrated my birthday! YAY! And Daisy took a week off! So I took another week off! And now I’m totally for real late! To make up for this I talked about the show on Episode 48 of the podcast. Now I may be getting older, but it’s nice to know that Daisy has never done that and is sleeping with stuffed animals and making a house full of degenerates compete for her love. Despite my age you have proven to me Daisy that we’re so much alike! It is true! When can we party together?

Maybe we’re not ready to party just yet, considering your still suffering from a broken heart due to London. Damn Daisy, and it’s bringing down all the other boys too. Hell, Cage is all crazy-go-nuts and waking up Chi Chi from his little nap by repeatedly ramming Chi Chi’s bed, that’s just how upset he is. Daisy, what are you doing to these boys?

Now Big Rig, Big Rig is pretty awesome. He makes some coffee and puts some Fig Newtons on a plate to bring to Daisy in the morning. Why Fig Newtons? Big Rig explains because it is “Daisy’s favorite cookie.” Woah, woah, woah! A Fig Newton is NOT a cookie! Sorry Nabisco, years of advertising revenue undone by a reality show contestant. None of that matters when you see the smile that it puts Daisy’s face. Awwww, see there Daisy, someone besides Riki really does care about you in the house! Speaking of Riki, it is just about time for him to announce this episode’s contest!