Daisy of Love : Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now

This week we start off with a conspiracy to rid the house of Brooklyn. 12 Pack is the main instigator in this, but everyone pretty much goes along with making Brooklyn a loner too. That’s all well and good, but please put your mental efforts towards better things. Like trying to figure out why is Sinister wearing a scarf made out of tinsel.

There’s going to be a competition today. And how do we find out? A page from Daisy’s diary, or some such thing. Really? How was Riki too busy to do this?

So what is the competition? Check it, the boys are divided into 3 teams of 4 and have to run a relay carrying a Daisy mannequin on an obstacle course. Does it stop there? Heck no! Cue dramatic music! Dust storm! Oh, wait no, just guys in paint ball gear with paintball guns. Like an episode of Star Wars. I belive it was called “The One Where They All Play Paintball on Endor.” I could be wrong, I didn’t see every episode of Star Wars.

Daisy Fun Fact : When seeing some of the boys dressed in orange jumpsuits she remarks that “dudes that look like they are from prison are hot!” I’m not sure if this is shocking or not.

As the boys are getting ready most of them are down playing getting hit with the paint balls. How hard could paint balls hurt? Pretty effin’ bad actually! Didn’t you watch Sober House when Shifty hit the house mom?

The point of the game was keep the Daisy mannequin in one piece. Not a single team could deliver on this. In the end Daisy guesses that the team of Sinister, Chi Chi, London and 12 Pack win because they only broke the dummy in half.

After all the games Brooklyn has something to stay! Oh my! He starts by thanking Daisy for not booting his ass last night. But today, he’s a much soberman, a sober man a sober man who’s still in love with his ex-girlfriend. Brooklyn is now facing the wrath of Riki for being a liar. Daisy’s mad at him for ruining any non-chance she could’ve had with the Professor. Daisy calls Brooklyn a “Lose-Bag” and a “Deuce” and then says she’s going to send him a “Douche Bag”. This is how she talks people, I have to say, I absolutely love it! I’m glad she’s not classing it up just because she’s on televison. Also Brooklyn leaves the show and is left at the paint ball range. If you’re going to diss Daisy, you can walk!

A note from my co-host Allison says : Daisy must really suck and be a real pill, cuz the dudes are leaving her show left and right!

Thanks Allison!

Ok dudes, get ready for the night out! Some of these dudes wear make up and spend a lot of time on their hair. Oh and Fox has his own theme music. It’s time for clubbing. Daisy, in an effort to reward Sinister for leading his team to victory earlier that day sends Sinister to the VIP area, promptly forgets about him and goes and parties with all the other boys. “Oh fuck me, I guess,” indeed Sinister. I Sinister! I pathetic! But Daisy makes it all better for the home viewer by meowing again. Is fake cat sounds her native tongue.

Speaking of tongue, she’s making out with absolutely everyone while Sinister is all lonely up in the VIP area. Don’t look now because Daisy is going to cast a stone or two at Fox! See, Daisy thinks Fox is dissing on her and acting as if he’s too good looking to try. She needs to make sure that they’re all about enjoying the party together. Not, you know, making out with everyone else while you sit far away unable to even watch and get angry about it.

Riki, being the stand up host and friend he is, is going to try and get Cable Guy to talk to Daisy a bit more. He even takes the time to explain the situation and about how the show works. Cable Guy puts up a bit of fight. Oh Cable Guy, take the help when it comes his way.

After the club Daisy’s going to bed and this can only mean one thing, time for homoerotic dude fighting. Well from Tool Box at least, he’s getting all over all the other guys. See, I thought he was all about the bitches, but I must be wrong. One in particular that he’s not all about is Daisy. He is drunk off his ass, running his mouth and the other boys are going to tattle on him so hard!

Special date time with the contest winner, and we’re told it’s going to be amazing. It is just body painting. Lame. They did that on Blind Date. Try something new or bring in Robert Lodge. Hell, bring him in any way and have him and Riki fight for the right to host this show. That’d be awesome! Awesomer than this any way.

Her and each boy, one by one paint on each other. 12 Pack talks about how he has gotten hurt in the past. Sinister is pretty down with making sure that this little date is going to kick ass after last night. Now Chi Chi is all jealous of him, so when it’s his turn he goes up comes on way to strong and creeps Daisy out. Man, how do you do that? And on London’s turn he reveals while pressed up against each other making out “I’m defiantly feeling something between me and Daisy.” Yeah London, it’s called your boner.

At elimination Riki lets us all know that it is his job to “always be protecting Ms. Daisy.” He doesn’t like Daisy being hurt. So Daisy, please know I’m only joking, I don’t mean to hurt you! I also don’t need Riki breathing down my neck! In the ceremony Daisy calls Fox out on his cockiness. And then it’s down to Cable Guy and Tool Box. Tool Box starts taking about Patrick Ewing, no sports references buddy! I’m the only boy that watches this show! As proven by the Flirty Girl Fitness ad that follows!

Then shockingly/not-so-shockingly she lets Cable Guy go. He’s the Jazz Channel and she’s the Rock Channel. At lease according to Daisy. As she’s getting ready to give Tool Box his star, Flex rats out Tool Box on stage and is backed up by Big Rig.  Tool Box starts to waffle, so Riki yells at him. He’s still non-committal. Instead of being all “oh OK” Daisy gets upset and says “you leave now.” Daisy goes and has a good cry while RIki admonishes the boys not to make her sad again. Bad boys, now you have to go to your rooms with out any flasks!

Back to Episode 2 of our Daisy of Love coverage. Or forge on ahead and check out Episode 4.